EDC Pocket Dog
"Is that a hotdog with a hat on in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
These EDC pocket dogs are the answer. Nothing more needs to be said.
The green one is semi-rigid while the red is rock hard.
Yes, I made up the term 'pocket dog' - maybe I didn't, but I'm taking credit for it.
Each comes in a bag, no header card... it would end up being too perverted.