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Inter-Dimensional Beast

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Worst Toy Ever Design and Simian Cheese are proud to bring you the Inter-Dimensional Beast! Brought through a worm-hole from 1997 Wendy's and Deter's Lab, straight into the Simian Expander machine and finally into the Inter-Dimensional Beast Containment Unit.

This sucker is a giant at just over three inches tall! He glows at night and will eat your children's faces during the day. The Containment Unit was designed by Worst Toy Ever Design and should only be opened by the rightful adopted parent (adoption certificate included).

Simian nor Toy are responsible for any mayhem or destruction brought about by your Beast. It's on you. All you. Don't blame us. You have been warned. Open at your own risk.