Ram-Blo

NAME: Yo Ram-blo
NATIONALITY: AMERICANO
AGE: UNKNOWN/CLASSIFIED/NOT RATED/UNRATED/XXX-RATED
HEIGHT: ~4 INCHES
MATERIAL: HARD RESIN
COLOR: RANDOM GUMBALL COLORS

HOBBIES AND OCCUPATIONS: Green Beret, Pink Beret, Special Services, Special OPs, Secret Service, NAVY SEAL, Commie Annihilator, Shriners Club, 4H Club, Quilting Club, Cat Lady, Potential Bubblegum Assassinator.

WEAPONS: Sexy Knife Blade, Ram-Bow and Arrow, Dip Spit, Vanity Mirror, Fanny Pack, Hot Pack.

STORYLINE: Nobody can get out of a ooey, gooey, huey mess like Yo Ram-blo. Tasked with all of the world's "ultra secret operational overseas death rescue missions with panache" Ram'blo seems to always "get 'er done" and usually comes out with only a few scratches on his arms (from crashing through cypress trees). An international bubblegum champion extraordinaire, Ram-blo recently and secretively SAVED THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' UNIVERSE by assuming Kernel Troutman's identity (with beret), locating the secret Russian micro-film, and destroying an entire village's goldfish pond in the process; hurling 374 RPG blasts, 112 knife slashes and 8 packs of bubblegum. "Well, yo," said Ram-blo after the mission.